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zadie  said about 6 years ago  or at  3:48PM on Saturday, August 4 2007 in chat

Chick to two male friends just thrown out of the Tote for starting a fight: It's totally repressed homosexuality. You two should just go home and fuck each other.
Guy#1: Actually you're right. I'd rather fuck than fight, but I'm not going to fuck tonight.
Guys continue fighting.


P-joanie  said about 6 years ago:

awesome knight


Modi  said about 6 years ago:

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

They so wanted to taste each other's cocks.


zadie  said about 6 years ago:

Yeah, the only thing stopping them was the fact they're both married.


tangy_zizzle  said about 6 years ago:

because married people don't fuck, right? right?


Modi  said about 6 years ago:

Unrequited love is a sad thing.


tobes  said about 6 years ago:

god i'm hard


fethehellcat  said about 6 years ago:

Well, that was open and honest. Good on you.


LoadMyRig  said about 6 years ago:

haaaaa @ tobes


metalchicks  said about 6 years ago:

This just proves smoking shouldnt have been banned from the Tote


zadie  said about 6 years ago:

tobes you can't claim to have said that! Another chat already admitted to it via PM!

(Which was just so bloody Melbourne, really).


tobes  said about 6 years ago:

arrgggh foiled via PM


anorakhighst  said about 6 years ago:

On a tram a few years ago:

Girl: Basically, she's just using you for sex

Guy: Yeah, wicked! I'm so comfortable with that. it's not funny.


ocelotl  said about 6 years ago:

no 96 tram...
''Yeah, he's not well, he got shot''
''Yeah? Where?''
''Three times, in the chest''


zadie  said about 6 years ago:

Btw one of those fighting boys was Paulie. Ha ha.


paulie  said about 6 years ago:

you blow zadie.


zadie  said about 6 years ago:

Dude #1 wearing a cardigan with brown loafers at Black Sabbath gig: Hey Man, nice shirt.
Dude #2 wearing original 70's Sabbath Tshirt almost worn right through: * Grunt *
Dude #1, to friends: Fuck. I'd better not talk to anyone here dressed like this, that guy was totally going to kill me.
Girl #1: Yeah fuck some guy pointed at my dress and laughed out loud at it! I mean, look at that dude! If they are going to hassle anyone it should be him!
Girl #1 points at guy wearing white sneakers and very gay shirt, (aka regular horse).


zadie  said about 6 years ago:

Hey you didn't have to agree Paulie. Anyway you said via PM you didn't care.

You should enjoy your new status as a crazy chat.


horse  said about 6 years ago:

Job done


horse  said about 6 years ago:

ey as good a story as that is, I would never believe anything Zadie says.


zadie  said about 6 years ago:

Yeah, love you too horse.


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miss katie  said about 1 year ago:

one listless youth to another ''slow down, cunt. we've got all day.''

Love it.


sonian  said about 1 year ago:

''He has a blog on the internet.''


temporarybenbutler  said about 1 year ago:

''I've just graduated from shiatsu school.''


Dave Doom  said about 1 year ago:

''She doesn't know what she's missing''

~ Slurred by Ben Andrews about himself to random chick at NSC.


fzchk  said about 1 year ago:

LOLOLOL


temporarybenbutler  said about 1 year ago:

''It's tight and short but then it's got chiffon that goes over the top.'' - schoolgirl, 96 tram


CaptainHowdy  said about 1 year ago:

wait... is chiffon a material or a person?
gasp or both?


temporarybenbutler  said about 1 year ago:

Material. They were discussing formal dresses


anok  said about 1 year ago:

just caught the tail end of this conv in a moonee ponds cafe:

lady 1: heaps of asians in sydney though
lady 2: yeah... asians are ok though.
lady 1: yeah asians are ok.
- pause -
lady 1: no worse than anyone else i suppose.


poprocks96  said about 1 year ago:

Girl on train on the phone ''is that a tampon up your nose?''


monkeyman  said about 1 year ago:

That's a Curb Your Enthusiasm quote Pops.


temporarybenbutler  said about 1 year ago:

''I astral travel and last night...''

''It was really intense man, I ripped that bong and felt like I'd swallowed a bottle of cyanide.''


letsnoise  said about 1 year ago:

Two young girls looking at their (i)phones outside a Nando's....

''She's got a pretty weird head''


black wasp!  said about 1 year ago:

Why are people so totally comfortable with everybody on the train hearing their stupid or highly personal stories and opinions? I DON'T GET PEOPLE.


tugboat  said about 1 year ago:

in loud volume too


moo-core  said about 1 year ago:

Loud phone talkers in the morning are infinitely worse than their afternoon and evening counterparts. They're all cunce though.


TheBastard  said about 1 year ago:

Loud phone talkers and walkers are far worse. Yesterday I was subjected to a woman explaining that male bosses are better over the phone to someone. I swear she was behind me for 3 blocks. If I don't know any better I'd say she was following me


Mookie  said about 1 year ago:

Overheard on tram: ''So, this song came on the radio, and I was like; my god, that song was huge when we were first dating! I really loved that song. And he turns around and pulls the form guide out of his back pocket. And I'm like; what the hell are you doing? And he goes; well I'm going to put some money on. I just say to him; at a beautiful moment like this, you pull the form guide out? So he goes down on his knee, and he says; it's about time I backed a winner. I just wanted to throw up! I was crying.''

And I vomited in my mouth a little bit...


King_Rat  said about 1 year ago:

How were the odds?


puke_spit_and_guts  said about 1 year ago:

who won?


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