Chick to two male friends just thrown out of the Tote for starting a fight: It's totally repressed homosexuality. You two should just go home and fuck each other.
Guy#1: Actually you're right. I'd rather fuck than fight, but I'm not going to fuck tonight.
Guys continue fighting.
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