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Overheard In Melbourne

zadie  said about 8 years ago  or at  3:48PM on Saturday, August 4 2007 in chat

Chick to two male friends just thrown out of the Tote for starting a fight: It's totally repressed homosexuality. You two should just go home and fuck each other.
Guy#1: Actually you're right. I'd rather fuck than fight, but I'm not going to fuck tonight.
Guys continue fighting.

P-joanie  said about 8 years ago:

awesome knight

Modi  said about 8 years ago:


They so wanted to taste each other's cocks.

zadie  said about 8 years ago:

Yeah, the only thing stopping them was the fact they're both married.

tangy_zizzle  said about 8 years ago:

because married people don't fuck, right? right?

Modi  said about 8 years ago:

Unrequited love is a sad thing.

tobes  said about 8 years ago:

god i'm hard

fethehellcat  said about 8 years ago:

Well, that was open and honest. Good on you.

LoadMyRig  said about 8 years ago:

haaaaa @ tobes

metalchicks  said about 8 years ago:

This just proves smoking shouldnt have been banned from the Tote

zadie  said about 8 years ago:

tobes you can't claim to have said that! Another chat already admitted to it via PM!

(Which was just so bloody Melbourne, really).

tobes  said about 8 years ago:

arrgggh foiled via PM

anorakhighst  said about 8 years ago:

On a tram a few years ago:

Girl: Basically, she's just using you for sex

Guy: Yeah, wicked! I'm so comfortable with that. it's not funny.

ocelotl  said about 8 years ago:

no 96 tram...
''Yeah, he's not well, he got shot''
''Yeah? Where?''
''Three times, in the chest''

zadie  said about 8 years ago:

Btw one of those fighting boys was Paulie. Ha ha.

paulie  said about 8 years ago:

you blow zadie.

zadie  said about 8 years ago:

Dude #1 wearing a cardigan with brown loafers at Black Sabbath gig: Hey Man, nice shirt.
Dude #2 wearing original 70's Sabbath Tshirt almost worn right through: * Grunt *
Dude #1, to friends: Fuck. I'd better not talk to anyone here dressed like this, that guy was totally going to kill me.
Girl #1: Yeah fuck some guy pointed at my dress and laughed out loud at it! I mean, look at that dude! If they are going to hassle anyone it should be him!
Girl #1 points at guy wearing white sneakers and very gay shirt, (aka regular horse).

zadie  said about 8 years ago:

Hey you didn't have to agree Paulie. Anyway you said via PM you didn't care.

You should enjoy your new status as a crazy chat.

horse  said about 8 years ago:

Job done

horse  said about 8 years ago:

ey as good a story as that is, I would never believe anything Zadie says.

zadie  said about 8 years ago:

Yeah, love you too horse.

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temporarybenbutler  said about 2 years ago:

Material. They were discussing formal dresses

anok  said about 2 years ago:

just caught the tail end of this conv in a moonee ponds cafe:

lady 1: heaps of asians in sydney though
lady 2: yeah... asians are ok though.
lady 1: yeah asians are ok.
- pause -
lady 1: no worse than anyone else i suppose.

poprocks96  said about 2 years ago:

Girl on train on the phone ''is that a tampon up your nose?''

monkeyman  said about 2 years ago:

That's a Curb Your Enthusiasm quote Pops.

temporarybenbutler  said about 2 years ago:

''I astral travel and last night...''

''It was really intense man, I ripped that bong and felt like I'd swallowed a bottle of cyanide.''

letsnoise  said about 2 years ago:

Two young girls looking at their (i)phones outside a Nando's....

''She's got a pretty weird head''

black wasp!  said about 2 years ago:

Why are people so totally comfortable with everybody on the train hearing their stupid or highly personal stories and opinions? I DON'T GET PEOPLE.

tugboat  said about 2 years ago:

in loud volume too

moo-core  said about 2 years ago:

Loud phone talkers in the morning are infinitely worse than their afternoon and evening counterparts. They're all cunce though.

TheBastard  said about 2 years ago:

Loud phone talkers and walkers are far worse. Yesterday I was subjected to a woman explaining that male bosses are better over the phone to someone. I swear she was behind me for 3 blocks. If I don't know any better I'd say she was following me

Mookie  said about 2 years ago:

Overheard on tram: ''So, this song came on the radio, and I was like; my god, that song was huge when we were first dating! I really loved that song. And he turns around and pulls the form guide out of his back pocket. And I'm like; what the hell are you doing? And he goes; well I'm going to put some money on. I just say to him; at a beautiful moment like this, you pull the form guide out? So he goes down on his knee, and he says; it's about time I backed a winner. I just wanted to throw up! I was crying.''

And I vomited in my mouth a little bit...

King_Rat  said about 2 years ago:

How were the odds?

puke_spit_and_guts  said about 2 years ago:

who won?

poprocks96  said about 1 year ago:

OH on tram: ''my teacher at uni just told me I've got to hand in all last terms work by midnight tonight or she'll fail me, how fucked is that?''

Kids today.

chimpassgimp666  said about 11 months ago:

Crossing the road on Chapel Street...two young girls taking pictures of themselves in a car with shit dancing music blaring: don't use that one, it makes my arms look really fat...take another one...delete it...delete it bitch

  • I don't know what's wrong with the youths of today*

chuckler  said about 11 months ago:

bloke in front of me at the take-away shop at lunch time ...

''What sort of meat is in the pork roll?''

Ummm derrrhhh ... everyone knows it's beef!!

mrmagoo  said about 7 months ago:

went into Maccas the other day to escape the heat on the walk home after work

a young, lady in fitness gear at the counter asks. ''This is probably a dumb question, but are your frozen cokes gluten free?''

stunned silence from the Maccas employees and other customers

tugboat  said about 7 months ago:

^ fair queston to ask. You never know what is in Maccas' shit. Maybe they use cornflour that made of wheat to thicken it?

If that young lady is coeliac, it is very important for her to know.

King_Rat  said about 7 months ago:

If that young lady is coeliac why would she go into McDonalds and why would she not know this answer already.

She's just being a twat.

tawedog  said about 7 months ago:

My workmate Mark is a coeliac.

He goes to McDonalds.

He gets a quarter pounder.

No bun.

They give you a knife and fork to eat it with.

He reckons it's the ducks guts.

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