awesome knight

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

They so wanted to taste each other's cocks.

Yeah, the only thing stopping them was the fact they're both married.

because married people don't fuck, right? right?

Unrequited love is a sad thing.

god i'm hard

Well, that was open and honest. Good on you.

haaaaa @ tobes

This just proves smoking shouldnt have been banned from the Tote

tobes you can't claim to have said that! Another chat already admitted to it via PM!

(Which was just so bloody Melbourne, really).

arrgggh foiled via PM

On a tram a few years ago:

Girl: Basically, she's just using you for sex

Guy: Yeah, wicked! I'm so comfortable with that. it's not funny.

no 96 tram...
''Yeah, he's not well, he got shot''
''Yeah? Where?''
''Three times, in the chest''

Btw one of those fighting boys was Paulie. Ha ha.

you blow zadie.

Dude #1 wearing a cardigan with brown loafers at Black Sabbath gig: Hey Man, nice shirt.
Dude #2 wearing original 70's Sabbath Tshirt almost worn right through: * Grunt *
Dude #1, to friends: Fuck. I'd better not talk to anyone here dressed like this, that guy was totally going to kill me.
Girl #1: Yeah fuck some guy pointed at my dress and laughed out loud at it! I mean, look at that dude! If they are going to hassle anyone it should be him!
Girl #1 points at guy wearing white sneakers and very gay shirt, (aka regular horse).

Hey you didn't have to agree Paulie. Anyway you said via PM you didn't care.

You should enjoy your new status as a crazy chat.

Job done

ey as good a story as that is, I would never believe anything Zadie says.

Yeah, love you too horse.

one listless youth to another ''slow down, cunt. we've got all day.''

Love it.

''He has a blog on the internet.''

''I've just graduated from shiatsu school.''

''She doesn't know what she's missing''

~ Slurred by Ben Andrews about himself to random chick at NSC.

LOLOLOL

''It's tight and short but then it's got chiffon that goes over the top.'' - schoolgirl, 96 tram

wait... is chiffon a material or a person?
gasp or both?

Material. They were discussing formal dresses

just caught the tail end of this conv in a moonee ponds cafe:

lady 1: heaps of asians in sydney though
lady 2: yeah... asians are ok though.
lady 1: yeah asians are ok.
- pause -
lady 1: no worse than anyone else i suppose.

Girl on train on the phone ''is that a tampon up your nose?''

That's a Curb Your Enthusiasm quote Pops.

''I astral travel and last night...''

''It was really intense man, I ripped that bong and felt like I'd swallowed a bottle of cyanide.''

Two young girls looking at their (i)phones outside a Nando's....

''She's got a pretty weird head''

Why are people so totally comfortable with everybody on the train hearing their stupid or highly personal stories and opinions? I DON'T GET PEOPLE.

in loud volume too

Loud phone talkers in the morning are infinitely worse than their afternoon and evening counterparts. They're all cunce though.

Loud phone talkers and walkers are far worse. Yesterday I was subjected to a woman explaining that male bosses are better over the phone to someone. I swear she was behind me for 3 blocks. If I don't know any better I'd say she was following me

Overheard on tram: ''So, this song came on the radio, and I was like; my god, that song was huge when we were first dating! I really loved that song. And he turns around and pulls the form guide out of his back pocket. And I'm like; what the hell are you doing? And he goes; well I'm going to put some money on. I just say to him; at a beautiful moment like this, you pull the form guide out? So he goes down on his knee, and he says; it's about time I backed a winner. I just wanted to throw up! I was crying.''

And I vomited in my mouth a little bit...

How were the odds?

who won?