this thread is for questions too dumb to get their own thread. please add your own dumb questions to this thread, hopefully the collective wisdom can provide an answer.
whoever said "there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers" is a big fat liar. there SO are dumb questions. heaps of them.
the dumb question that's preying on my mind today is:
WHY DO PEOPLE WRAP FRUIT IN PLASTIC WRAP WHEN THEY TAKE IT FOR LUNCH? do you? if so, speak up and shed some light on this intriguing phenomenon for me please.

what kind of fruit?
is it already cut up?
no, it was an apple with the skin on. i've seen it a fair bit.
who the fuck is Alan Hislop?
you need to ask the perp - never seen it myself - and, er....that's not a stupid question!
i got nuthin
why the fuck can't i get iron chef to open in itunes?
devo, do a search, there's a thread on the front page that explains everything and even names the seminal bands he's been in
it made me a bit angry. is it ironic to be drinking juice?
runaredlight - because apple is a massive practical joke funded by bill gates?
haha.
agreed.
I was just doing what the thread suggested rach.
Can strangers send you messages on your phone if you both have bluetooth?
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. And fuck there are a lot of them.
Here's one:
Why do some people have trouble understanding the difference between rubbish and recycling?
what does this mean?
I have one.
Mammoths dies out at the end of the last ice age, why?
Wouldn't it have been easier for them to find food without all the snow?
wipey - It means putty.
my hand is stuck to my face?
heheh! can you imagine a big furry elephant looking thing?
it would have been too comical. nobody would get any serious work done.
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Okay, that's a no to Cremaster. It looks like it's been taped on a Hi8 Camcorder from a theatre, anyway. Thanks, guys.
i saw that stuff in a gallery once. it can wait.
Where can I buy a heap of cheap kazoos from around Northcote or CBD?
I just need a heap of ones that aren't expected to last more than a day, I know music shops have em, but I'm not planning on spending 6 or 7 bucks each on em'....
Anyone?
crazy clints, maybe.
Not in the CBD.....??
Bullshit.
Is there still a Clint's/Warehouse/Sam's in Northcote Plaza?
I reckon you slept at least 4 hours over the 2 days.
^that's my dumb question for the afternoon.
that's the one I meant.
There's a Sam's warehouse actually...hrmm... something to figure out before the weekend
Nice. It was a Clint's when I lived nearby, in another lifetime...
I actually slept less than half an hour. What's it to you?
Heeeey,
what's the name of the OTHER big American agony aunt? The one who isn't Dear Prudence. I'm pretty sure he's actually an uncle. I forget which publication he's affiliated with. Prudence mentioned him a couple of weeks ago, when she mentioned in another reply that ''I heard xxxxx was jealous that that the gay incest twins chose to write to me and not him'' or something like that. Who am I talking about?
Man I'm obsessed with Prudence!
dan savage
Thanks Slothman, you're a legend!
When you rub your eyes do they creak? Or is there no sound?
Yes. No. It disturbs me.
What's with the Drones hate that peeps on here employ?