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TransientRandom  said about 6 years ago  or at  2:24PM on Monday, August 28 2006 in stupidity

this thread is for questions too dumb to get their own thread. please add your own dumb questions to this thread, hopefully the collective wisdom can provide an answer.

whoever said "there are no stupid questions, only stupid answers" is a big fat liar. there SO are dumb questions. heaps of them.

the dumb question that's preying on my mind today is:
WHY DO PEOPLE WRAP FRUIT IN PLASTIC WRAP WHEN THEY TAKE IT FOR LUNCH? do you? if so, speak up and shed some light on this intriguing phenomenon for me please.


kabukiboy  said about 6 years ago:

what kind of fruit?


littlearch  said about 6 years ago:

is it already cut up?


TransientRandom  said about 6 years ago:

no, it was an apple with the skin on. i've seen it a fair bit.


devo  said about 6 years ago:

who the fuck is Alan Hislop?


kabukiboy  said about 6 years ago:

you need to ask the perp - never seen it myself - and, er....that's not a stupid question!


littlearch  said about 6 years ago:

i got nuthin


runaredlight!  said about 6 years ago:

why the fuck can't i get iron chef to open in itunes?


littlearch  said about 6 years ago:

devo, do a search, there's a thread on the front page that explains everything and even names the seminal bands he's been in


wipey  said about 6 years ago:


TransientRandom  said about 6 years ago:

it made me a bit angry. is it ironic to be drinking juice?

runaredlight - because apple is a massive practical joke funded by bill gates?


wipey  said about 6 years ago:


runaredlight!  said about 6 years ago:

haha.
agreed.


devo  said about 6 years ago:

I was just doing what the thread suggested rach.


VoxFuzz  said about 6 years ago:

Can strangers send you messages on your phone if you both have bluetooth?


Modi  said about 6 years ago:

There are no stupid questions, only stupid people. And fuck there are a lot of them.

Here's one:

Why do some people have trouble understanding the difference between rubbish and recycling?


wipey  said about 6 years ago:

what does this mean?


LockingPlier  said about 6 years ago:

I have one.

Mammoths dies out at the end of the last ice age, why?

Wouldn't it have been easier for them to find food without all the snow?


LockingPlier  said about 6 years ago:

wipey - It means putty.


devo  said about 6 years ago:

my hand is stuck to my face?


TransientRandom  said about 6 years ago:

heheh! can you imagine a big furry elephant looking thing?

it would have been too comical. nobody would get any serious work done.


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LoadMyRig  said about 1 year ago:

GO TO BED ANIMALUS


untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

Okay, that's a no to Cremaster. It looks like it's been taped on a Hi8 Camcorder from a theatre, anyway. Thanks, guys.


LoadMyRig  said about 1 year ago:

i saw that stuff in a gallery once. it can wait.


TheBastard  said about 1 year ago:

Where can I buy a heap of cheap kazoos from around Northcote or CBD?

I just need a heap of ones that aren't expected to last more than a day, I know music shops have em, but I'm not planning on spending 6 or 7 bucks each on em'....

Anyone?


Brian O'Dwyer  said about 1 year ago:

crazy clints, maybe.


TheBastard  said about 1 year ago:

Not in the CBD.....??


king-of-the-toilet  said about 1 year ago:

I have slept half an hour in the past couple of days

Bullshit.


GrantleyBuffalo  said about 1 year ago:

Is there still a Clint's/Warehouse/Sam's in Northcote Plaza?


king-of-the-toilet  said about 1 year ago:

I reckon you slept at least 4 hours over the 2 days.


GrantleyBuffalo  said about 1 year ago:

^that's my dumb question for the afternoon.


Brian O'Dwyer  said about 1 year ago:

in Northcote Plaza

that's the one I meant.


TheBastard  said about 1 year ago:

There's a Sam's warehouse actually...hrmm... something to figure out before the weekend


GrantleyBuffalo  said about 1 year ago:

Nice. It was a Clint's when I lived nearby, in another lifetime...


untold/animals  said about 1 year ago:

Bullshit.

I actually slept less than half an hour. What's it to you?


MarsAudiac  said about 1 year ago:

Heeeey,

what's the name of the OTHER big American agony aunt? The one who isn't Dear Prudence. I'm pretty sure he's actually an uncle. I forget which publication he's affiliated with. Prudence mentioned him a couple of weeks ago, when she mentioned in another reply that ''I heard xxxxx was jealous that that the gay incest twins chose to write to me and not him'' or something like that. Who am I talking about?

Man I'm obsessed with Prudence!


slothman  said about 1 year ago:

dan savage


MarsAudiac  said about 1 year ago:

Thanks Slothman, you're a legend!


poprocks96  said about 1 year ago:

When you rub your eyes do they creak? Or is there no sound?


BigBoysSocks  said about 1 year ago:

Yes. No. It disturbs me.


Ghostface  said about 10 months ago:

What's with the Drones hate that peeps on here employ?


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