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unfortunate names

zadie  said about 6 years ago  or at  5:19PM on Wednesday, April 23 2008 in stupidity

my friend and i may have just discovered that my mate mister coburn has actually changed his name which in high school used to be cockburn

''one year at an assembly in the gym everyone was there, and he was called up to go on stage for collect some award or something.. and the principle annouced his name, and said cock-burn.. and everyone was ROFL.''

...i dafsffsofk!

the power of 666  said about 6 years ago:

Ohyeah  said about 6 years ago:

Ohyeah  said about 6 years ago:

fuck you 666'er

zadie  said about 6 years ago:

yeah that's the one i was looking for.


gunshot_glitter  said about 6 years ago:

so many

although I think I just DAFSFFed on a DAFSFF

filterfeed  said about 6 years ago:

tsk, ohyeah, tsk.

Ohyeah  said about 6 years ago:

shhhhhhh ff

filterfeed  said about 6 years ago:

my work here is done, anyway.

zadie  said about 6 years ago:

yes, please stop pumping this thread.

mom_jeans  said about 6 years ago:

martin cobbledick

gunshot_glitter  said about 5 years ago:

I just overheard a workmate on the phone to his mate Vagiya.

Peaches  said about 5 years ago:

Robin Mycock

Manhattan  said about 5 years ago:

Hotdog, we have a weiner:


PaulsGrandfather  said about 5 years ago:

I saw a birth notice today for a ''Clint''.



astralwerkor  said about 5 years ago:

Guy at work is named Clint. We call him the obvious. Or Pavarotti.

dj  said about 5 years ago:

I've always liked Dick Pound

postergirl  said about 5 years ago:

We call him the obvious.

So would that be 'clit' or 'cunt'? As I've always thought the name Clint was a wonderful cross between the two.

Also, at work just now we came across someone with the surname 'Spook'.

astralwerkor  said about 5 years ago:

Cunt. But clit could work. I'll try next time I see him.

gunshot_glitter  said about 5 years ago:

one of the girls in the adjoining office is called Shadee Qui-Hui (pronounced Shadey).

metalchicks  said about 5 years ago:

I went to school with Iona Pigg

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k2  said about 3 years ago:

Doing some work with a guy named Wade Ing


pfinger18  said about 3 years ago:

I had to ring a woman called Krystal Sultana at work today.

QueenElizabeth  said about 3 years ago:

My friend got his first-born (two at the time) to choose the name of their second-born. The new kid is named Diagon Shrek.

thedropkick  said about 3 years ago:

We had Man Ho at work once, it was a good day

poxy_proxy  said about 3 years ago:

I work in insurance; the Managing Director of Allianz is Terry Towell. I'm not sure if that's unfortunate or win.

trafficsounds  said about 3 years ago:

lol someone on the company mailing list is called pat fant.

tugboat  said about 3 years ago:

Man Ho is a very common name

jbiz  said about 3 years ago:

I worked with a woman who named her daughter Crystal Rose.

And went to school with a Dwayne Kerr.

beertickle  said about 3 years ago:

this is pretty amazing.
Who would name their child Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii?

black wasp!  said about 3 years ago:


k2  said about 2 years ago:

Hardy Wang of Qingdao, China.

fzchk  said about 2 years ago:

Not sure...but it was too good not to tell anyone.

Jason Alexander Downie

fzchk  said about 2 years ago:

ItsSpaztastic  said about 2 years ago:

I went to school with a girl whose last name was ''Dick''....spelled just like that.

ichabod  said about 2 years ago:

Faye Dunaway

mirkheim  said about 2 years ago:

my old uni film lecturer, Duncan Driver

cue jokes about not being a deso driver on nights out

gabbo  said about 1 year ago:

Tim Tham, the lotto agent who sold the winning Oz Lotto ticket for $40 million tells 3AW he hopes to draw attention to his lucky store, which has already sold more than 10 winning tickets

fzchk  said about 1 year ago:

Dwayne Dewit. I dunno, but I just thought it was a bit unfortunate...

charlesincharge  said about 1 month ago:

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