YES! I am going to deactivate my account right now. The decision is made.

__v is of the opinion that the simplest solution is to never look at Facebook.

i just blocked people that update more than once a day.
i think they actually have their ''twitter'' account linked to facebook. argh!

sorry block their updates

this is why i don't have facebook. well, this and about a hundred other reasons.

I find it amusing. It's almost like eavesdropping.

tell us what you really think...

isn't there a whole social networking phenomenon named twitter based on this?

Moke, i iz anoyyed wiv all da bolux u iz sayin bout fbook. hw dare u! totes gonna cut ya!

Worst culprits:

Those whose updates detail the utterly irrelevant minutae of their lives, eg: ''_ is late for work'', ''_ is soooo tired'', ''___ is eating a salad sandwitch''. These people usually update the most regularly.

Those who use their status updates to send 'secret' coded messages of loathing to someone who's their 'friend' on facebook, eg: ''_ is amazed at the lengths of depravity some people will go to in order to not admit they're WRONG WRONG WRONG!''.

Those who use their statuses to do nothing but sook about shit they can't change.

Those who use their statuses to prove how much of a scenester whore they are, eg: '' just got free VIP tickets to , woo hoo!''

...so, what ARE you supposed to put there?

daily major life changing events!

_ is now a woman.

xxxx wasted more time on mess and noise.

Fuck it got me too

Maybe you just have tediously boring, self absorbed, bitchy, scenesters for friends, paulie?

hey, i resemble that remark.

hmmm. present company excluded, naturally.

...so, what ARE you supposed to put there?

observe:

''_'s dog just chewed the head off an 80's King Kong Bundy wrestling figure. Pics soon.''

awesome.

Yeah...I like statuses that are random funny observations or occurrances. I hate people who constatly feel the need to update me on their uni progress.

__ is dreading their exam tomorrow

__ has been up all night completing their psyc assignment

Great. Thanks for that.

paulie sucks.

defriends filts

I'm always using it to bitch about things I can't control.

Saves me doing that in person to real people.

Did you hit it?

seems like both parties have announced their break-up to the world via fb...weird...

Haha that one's great. What's the aftermatch like?

''pre-travel photos''

a new one for me.

''i hate men to many games''

OLOL.

Harley likes Victims Of Domestic Violance (men & wemon).

lol

Friend of a friend is a constant source of shit status updates... some recent favourites are ''All that we see or seem, are but a dream within a dream''

and ''The earth without art is just eh''

They're actually way more fun to read than most status updates though.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001826896804&ref=ts my favourite person on facebook.

Hi is there any one who lives in bendigo who can run me up to the hospitly i just peist my rite eye ball and its bleeding and its blery as . If no one respons in 15min its all good ill get the bus

TRENT RULEZ. FUCK.

trent m fawkes runs traralgon with an iron fist. once he finds a gffrend his life will be complete :)

Pete XXXXXXX
If u don't like us saying Merry Christmas in the western world because of your religious beliefs, FUCK OFF back to where you came from!!!

15 people like this.

Rod XXXXX Too right!

Stan XXXX Even better........if u r a foreigner just fuck back off to where u came from anyway:-).

Pete XXXXXX Only if they're English, Stan! Lol

Greg XXXXX
Serena Williams you lazy shaven ape, go back to the jungle and collect bananas.

Doesn't make much sense, does it? Homeless go without eating. Elderly go without needed medicines. Mentally ill go without treatment. Troops go without proper equipment. Veterans go without benefits that were promised. Yet we spend billions to give boat people everything, before helping our own first. 1% will re-post and 99% won't have the guts to re-post this

There's this one dude on mine who keeps on posting updates about a gig he's putting on... Like ''wow, 150 PEOPLE GOING TO THIS!'', etc, etc. in incriments of 50. every time. It's up to 350 now. Fuck off already.

http://i.imgur.com/Zuoxg.jpg

did a pretty big cull post australia day, mostly ''fuck off we're full'' types that i grew up with. dudes like this:

posting this here for posterity too:

Ivan C***
100 likes and ill stop drinking 4 a month
80 likes and ill stop drinking 4 3 weeks
60 likes and ill stop drinking 4 2 weeks
40 likes and ill stop drinking 4 1 week
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Friend of a friend is a constant source of shit status updates... some recent favourites are >''All that we see or seem, are but a dream within a dream''

You're friends with edgar allan poe??