Josh's mum is gonna get shanked

''Because you can bash your dad that makes you so fucking tough.''

''You didn't want to meet me at Blacktown, you wanted to be a little dog.''

Nearly every line is quotable.

NSFW audio, by the way.

NSFW audio, by the way.

yeah

NSFW audio, by the way.

this is how people generally talk in the office.

''They want to say shit on the phone, tell 'em to come to Blacktown right now and I swear to God I'll be on a train to Blacktown right now and I'm telling you now I'll smash their little cunt of a head in.''

This is funny, until you realise that these two people have a child together.

''Doors closing - please stand clear.''

Used to get heaps of these on the Lithgow to Central train. One couple had a son called Bourbon.

Doonsy - he's hot.

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook - train fight after the Newcastle Jets win Championship

It's not really very funny though.

She's coming to Perth. We're fucked...

''This is funny, until you realise that these two people have a child together.''

indeed

It's funny until you realise Josh's mum is gonna get shanked.

Josh's Mum so had it coming but...

Awesome

I love living in this technological age. Recording gold.

recording dude nearly shit himself when he thought he'd been sprung, she would have smashed his little cunt of a head in if she knew...

Did anyone read in Mx today about Mel Gibsons threats of putting his girlfriend or wife in a rose garden? and smashing her teeth in and he said she deserved it. That freaked me out, I wonder if it's true.

you couldn't come up with this stuff if you tried...gold...

DOONSIE!!

I catch this train line everyday pretty much.

Doonsie! Ha ha ha ha.

Paging the people are fucked thread.

I really wonder sometimes how some people managed to get dressed in the morning without help let alone raise a kid.

She should forget about Josh and Doonsie and get with Mel Gibson.

this is great, until you realise she's somebody's mother...

Just saw two smackies having an hilaire argument outside the State Library and it reminded me of my extreme fondness for this clip.

And in other news, I no longer catch this train line everyday!! Woot!!!

what a waste of five minutes of my life watching that

I have always maintained that Brits can out-bogan Australians. Clearly they can also out-racist us too.

I guess that assumption makes you racist then.

I guess that assumption makes you racist then.

Being British is a race now?

Well it's not exactly clear because Britain is so multicultural.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1288231.stm

''It all depends on which definition you chose for ''race'' itself.

The Oxford English Dictionary broadly defines the word as ''a group of persons connected by common descent''.

I feel sick in my stomach after watching that English lady on the train.

I love this clip.

I particularly like the peppering of sentences with ''WOAAAHHHH''.

''WOAAAAHHHHH. You watch what happens. Watch what fuckin' happens. WOAAAAHHHHH''

She's been arrested.

The British woman, not the love of Josh's life.

Good, I feel sorry for the little kid, pretty sure he will grow up to be a massive tool, no fault of his own

Yeah. Imagine what she's like at home.

How do you know she's been arrested?

How do you know she's been arrested?

It was originally tweeted by guardian music, and they followed up this morning saying she had.

Awesome.

The British woman, not the love of Josh's life.

Jailed.

http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/london-woman-jailed-for-tube-race-rant-20120529-1zhpb.html