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Josh's mum is gonna get shanked

k2  said about 4 years ago  or at  9:19PM on Tuesday, July 13 2010 in competitions

mathieson  said about 4 years ago:

''Because you can bash your dad that makes you so fucking tough.''

''You didn't want to meet me at Blacktown, you wanted to be a little dog.''

Nearly every line is quotable.


mathieson  said about 4 years ago:

NSFW audio, by the way.


k2  said about 4 years ago:

NSFW audio, by the way.

yeah


josejones  said about 4 years ago:

NSFW audio, by the way.

this is how people generally talk in the office.


mathieson  said about 4 years ago:

''They want to say shit on the phone, tell 'em to come to Blacktown right now and I swear to God I'll be on a train to Blacktown right now and I'm telling you now I'll smash their little cunt of a head in.''


mathieson  said about 4 years ago:

This is funny, until you realise that these two people have a child together.


mathieson  said about 4 years ago:

''Doors closing - please stand clear.''


shaun  said about 4 years ago:

Used to get heaps of these on the Lithgow to Central train. One couple had a son called Bourbon.


mathieson  said about 4 years ago:

Doonsy - he's hot.


shaun  said about 4 years ago:

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook - train fight after the Newcastle Jets win Championship


shaun  said about 4 years ago:

It's not really very funny though.


astralwerkor  said about 4 years ago:

She's coming to Perth. We're fucked...


Ben  said about 4 years ago:

''This is funny, until you realise that these two people have a child together.''

indeed


k2  said about 4 years ago:

It's funny until you realise Josh's mum is gonna get shanked.


nedb  said about 4 years ago:

Josh's Mum so had it coming but...


King_Rat  said about 4 years ago:

Awesome


PennyLionette  said about 4 years ago:

I love living in this technological age. Recording gold.


nedb  said about 4 years ago:

recording dude nearly shit himself when he thought he'd been sprung, she would have smashed his little cunt of a head in if she knew...


Jazzy  said about 4 years ago:

Did anyone read in Mx today about Mel Gibsons threats of putting his girlfriend or wife in a rose garden? and smashing her teeth in and he said she deserved it. That freaked me out, I wonder if it's true.


losgauchos  said about 4 years ago:

you couldn't come up with this stuff if you tried...gold...


Jazzy  said about 4 years ago:

DOONSIE!!


Jazzy  said about 4 years ago:

I catch this train line everyday pretty much.


steveholt  said about 4 years ago:

Doonsie! Ha ha ha ha.

Paging the people are fucked thread.

I really wonder sometimes how some people managed to get dressed in the morning without help let alone raise a kid.


mathieson  said about 4 years ago:

She should forget about Josh and Doonsie and get with Mel Gibson.


scallywag  said about 4 years ago:

this is great, until you realise she's somebody's mother...


chickenchops  said about 4 years ago:

Just saw two smackies having an hilaire argument outside the State Library and it reminded me of my extreme fondness for this clip.


Jazzy  said about 4 years ago:

And in other news, I no longer catch this train line everyday!! Woot!!!


miserable  said about 4 years ago:

what a waste of five minutes of my life watching that



hsdfauof  said about 2 years ago:

I guess that assumption makes you racist then.


k2  said about 2 years ago:

I guess that assumption makes you racist then.

Being British is a race now?


hsdfauof  said about 2 years ago:

Well it's not exactly clear because Britain is so multicultural.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/1288231.stm


hsdfauof  said about 2 years ago:

''It all depends on which definition you chose for ''race'' itself.

The Oxford English Dictionary broadly defines the word as ''a group of persons connected by common descent''.


strangecousin  said about 2 years ago:

I feel sick in my stomach after watching that English lady on the train.


SallySimpson  said about 2 years ago:

I love this clip.

I particularly like the peppering of sentences with ''WOAAAHHHH''.

''WOAAAAHHHHH. You watch what happens. Watch what fuckin' happens. WOAAAAHHHHH''


k2  said about 2 years ago:

She's been arrested.


k2  said about 2 years ago:

The British woman, not the love of Josh's life.


strangecousin  said about 2 years ago:

Good, I feel sorry for the little kid, pretty sure he will grow up to be a massive tool, no fault of his own


k2  said about 2 years ago:

Yeah. Imagine what she's like at home.


Lozenge  said about 2 years ago:

How do you know she's been arrested?


k2  said about 2 years ago:

How do you know she's been arrested?

It was originally tweeted by guardian music, and they followed up this morning saying she had.


Lozenge  said about 2 years ago:

Awesome.


k2  said about 2 years ago:

The British woman, not the love of Josh's life.

Jailed.



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