Baron Von Blood said about 2 years ago or at 6:31PM on Friday, August 20 2010 in chat
Ok, i'm going to put it out there, i love crap cinema (i also love well crafted art cinema too, say yea), but Ed Woods 'The Bride and the Beast' is hands down, the worst film i've ever had the displeasure of seeing, hands down, the WORST!
It's basically made up of shitty stock footage inter cut with crap scenes taken from quite possible the worst screen play ever written.
Aside from Robot Monster and Plan 9 From Outer Space (Both of these are genius i have to say), can anyone beat this painful cinematic experience?
Battlefield Earth isn't just a bad film. It's the nadir of Western Culture.
Don's party.
Goal 3
Splice
Curious Case of Benjamin Button
THE VAN
featuring Danny DeVito! who is on the front cover but only in the movie for about 2mins total.
Agreed.
The shit movie of bunnjamin shitten.
Garage Days.
that movie where the shark eats all the fisherman's friends and gets really minty breath
i haven't seen it, but i will second that based on the brief description/poster/trailer
Taken
Oh guess what happens in that movie!?
A: A girls gets taken?
B: A girl doesnt get taken?
C: No one gets taken?
And guess how it ends?!
A: Liam Neeson saves the day?
B: Liam Neeson doesnt save the day?
C: Liam Neeson eats a piece of grilled flake?
twilight.
is there a best films ever made thread? i used to watch movies all the time, then i realised that most of them are awful, but then i saw gummo. how good is gummo? more people should make movies that are as good as that one
Howard the Duck
the boondock saints is the worst one
the last movie i had to turn off after half an hour or so was 'death in brunswick'
worst film/s:
Titanic
all of the Matrixes
Dark Knight
Sunshine
Houseboat Horror
anything marketed as arthouse
best film:
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
I didn't read the first post..... I think the only movie I've seen that fits this category is Plan 9. It was hilarious for 20 min then depressing
Death in Brunswick is great.
I think the worst film I ever saw would have to be Deuce Bigalow European Gigolo. It was so bad I felt like killing myself after watching it.
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I didn't see the 2 initially. I was planning on fucking you up. For being a retard
Who's going to watch Dragonball Evolution on OneHD tonight?
Breaking Dawn Part 1.
Not just the worst film ever, but also the worst thing ever. I'm actually pretty sure that the director, editors and actors decided they wanted to make the worst film ever made, and they succeeded. I haven't read the book (or any of those Twilight books) but I'm also declaring it the worst book ever written.
Just saw this new film called In Time starring Justin Timberlake. This could be a future cult classic of the Ed Wood variety. Abysmal.
...check out this crash scene
Haha, that's amazing.
Redneck Zombies is up there but i guess it's at least vaguely amusing in it's stupidity. Igor And The Lunatics absolutely stinks. Chasing Amy has to be just about the worst i've seen though.. probably neck and neck between those two.
i'd like to go back and watch Crash (the Cronenberg one), i remember it being dull garbage that was practically unwatchable. i suppose i may have a different view on it now (being twice as old).
nearly forgot Borat, i was a big fan of the character on the tv show but the movie.. awful. not funny, not good. worse than sitting through a full episode of the nrl footy show.
Dreamcatcher.
Big Mamma's Boy will make you ashamed to be a human.
I would like to add a fourth voice supporting the inclusion of Splice in this list.
batman and robin has no redeeming qualities. the even got uma in a slinky costume wrong
boondock saints is the biggest piece of shit on film
isn't it just? and there are so many people who say boondock saints is their favourite film. idiots.
Trashhumpers.
D2: The Mighty Ducks
FAAAAAAAHHHKKK OFFFFFFFF! It's the best one, dipfuck!
Goldberg is hilarious!
LOLZ, I'm just kidding. I haven't even seen it... or D1, or D2...
Why would a red-blooded Aussie male watch a Disney flick about Seppo kids playing some gay sport?
The Legend of 1900 (1998) -
With Tim Roth, Pruitt Taylor Vince
If Quantum of Solace isn't already on the list, it bloody well should be. If I could punch one film in the face, this would be it.