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Hated: Set Sail, street band

untold/animals  said about 2 years ago  or at  5:28PM on Friday, April 8 2011 in music

Seriously, I fucking hate you guys.

Introducing busker band Set Sail. Here is their Triple J Unearthed profile. It features their horrible 'Boat Song', as well as a picture of them on a boat. Finally, someone to challenge the creative dominance of mastermind Brian Eno after so many decades.

These arseholes have played at venues as diverse as the streets of Sydney, the streets of Brisbane, and the Sydney Uni Band Comp. They have also played at the Hillsong Conference 2010. You can combine their two worst features in one moment, if you want; click here to watch them play their most fucking annoying song 'Home' at the aforementioned Hillsong event. You can tell they are a 'busk pop' band because of the dreadlocks and their terrible footwear.

And yet, bucking the trend of busking, for some reason they played at the Apple Sydney store. Way to drop a runny one all over your brand, Steve Jobs.

Unfortunately, 7,442 people like their Facebook page, so chances are that even if I were to arrange for someone to wipe them out, they'd have a handful of passersby/backpackers pledging to defend them with their lives, thus complicating the assassination with innocent casualties. Fuck.

h8 u.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

I know what you're thinking. ''Hey, I actually like this band. You're insane!'' Fine. Have a video of them playing 'Wonderwall', doodlehead.


poprocks96  said about 2 years ago:

Chill.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 2 years ago:

'Hate' is such a strong word. Personally, I try to stick to 'Indifference'.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

I indifference them. No, that doesn't work for me. I have heard them play the same four songs over and over, 2-3 days a week, for a couple of hours at a time whilst trying to do work. I put headphones in and I can still hear them.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

Also, indifference is less amusing and results in fewer pageviews.


poprocks96  said about 2 years ago:

Complain to the council!


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:

I haven't listened to them. But I reckon they're pretty good.


dudewolf  said about 2 years ago:

untold - i don't actually know who you are, but i love you. thanks.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

Cheers, Neil.


FrankieTeardrop  said about 2 years ago:

I would like to retract my previous statement regarding indifference. I listened to about 15 seconds of the 'Boat Song' and felt a violent urge to regurgitate my last three meals and kick cute defenseless puppies.

If you can't beat'em, join'em. Make room in the hate cauldron for me...


__v  said about 2 years ago:

''Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in ''win'' then press enter''


__v  said about 2 years ago:

i tried it, i got a page talking about debt consolidation with a picture of a girl whose face doesn't fit


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:

Post Folk Urban Sea Shanty .


poprocks96  said about 2 years ago:

Really love them, will have to check them out.


outerspacextrapnel  said about 2 years ago:

Remember when having dreadlocks was a really big statement about something?

I can't remember what it was, but at least it meant more than trying to look like you're a real earthy environmental dude. I always see their upper middle class values peeking through their eyes. They're already thinking about their Liberal Party pre-selection speech in ten years time.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

Honestly, I care less about the dreads (some of my best friends are black/gay) than I do the godawful tunes, insistent nappy-brain positive street vibes and four hour 'greatest hits' medleys on the street. Watching a guy play a bucket and a hi-hat on the floor while his douchey General Pants Co. sub-hippy buddies careen around the footpath oozing earnest emotions about feelings is crucial to the Ipecacian takeover of the civilised world.


untold/animals  said about 2 years ago:

ie. A bad thing. And, dammit, they have 30 more Facebook likes since I started this thread. Argh. Don't encourage them.


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:

You only hate them because you don't get them. Its your loss. Stop the hating and just leave us fans get to enjoy their creative gifts man.....


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King_Rat  said about 6 months ago:

shazzat said 12 minutes ago:

I reckon they sound awful. Can you go to a nearby window/buiding and pour something on them black wasp?

They sound just as good as any band I have seen at the tote in the last few months.


black wasp!  said about 5 months ago:

slothman  said about 5 months ago:

that made my day. thanks, blackwasp!


black wasp!  said about 5 months ago:

;)


LoadMyRig  said about 5 months ago:

god that made me happy


King_Rat  said about 5 months ago:

Unable to watch at work. Must know what this is. For sake of boredom relief and gigglors


black wasp!  said about 4 months ago:

Saw the silly violin guy walking around with his girlfriend today. He was flapping craft supplies around in the air and walking like a dandy whilst she made weird gestures with her arms and face. They are the kind of couple that people sort of furrow their brow at when they walk past. The mood of their relationship is a little bit like that film Once, though.


SnoopDoug  said about 4 months ago:

With the number of people flogging tickets to ATP, you'd think Set Sail had been added to the line-up.....




mule  said about 3 months ago:

woah...

If the first three songs could accurately be described as a sunny day, then the final and title track takes us briefly through the melancholy of the twilight, then transitions into the ''dark night''... revealing just as much fun and wonder as the day had to offer.

Good vibes indeed.


mule  said about 3 months ago:

formatting error...


ckettering  said about 3 months ago:

Yeah thats a gay ass description. But fuck it, point is they are a talented band and deserve some respect for their talents.


mule  said about 3 months ago:

Oops, I just assumed you meant to post that review in the worst reviews of all time thread.


TheBastard  said about 3 months ago:

0/0


JRB  said about 3 months ago:

point is they are a talented band

But they're not.


BigBoysSocks  said about 3 months ago:

JRB's opinion is factual.


slothman  said about 3 months ago:

deserve some respect for their talents.


right here in the ''Hated: Set Sail, street band'' thread.

is this the internet's most thriving hub of Set Sail related activity? kind of sad if so.


JRB  said about 3 months ago:

is this the internet's most thriving hub of Set Sail related activity?

Google says ''yes''.


astrousersasmind  said about 3 months ago:

JRB's opinion is factual.

Seconded. They really actually factually aren't.


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