Seriously, I fucking hate you guys.
Introducing busker band Set Sail. Here is their Triple J Unearthed profile. It features their horrible 'Boat Song', as well as a picture of them on a boat. Finally, someone to challenge the creative dominance of mastermind Brian Eno after so many decades.
These arseholes have played at venues as diverse as the streets of Sydney, the streets of Brisbane, and the Sydney Uni Band Comp. They have also played at the Hillsong Conference 2010. You can combine their two worst features in one moment, if you want; click here to watch them play their most fucking annoying song 'Home' at the aforementioned Hillsong event. You can tell they are a 'busk pop' band because of the dreadlocks and their terrible footwear.
And yet, bucking the trend of busking, for some reason they played at the Apple Sydney store. Way to drop a runny one all over your brand, Steve Jobs.
Unfortunately, 7,442 people like their Facebook page, so chances are that even if I were to arrange for someone to wipe them out, they'd have a handful of passersby/backpackers pledging to defend them with their lives, thus complicating the assassination with innocent casualties. Fuck.