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Misleading thread title.

...........and I just found porn on my dad's computer.

I went through this when I was 15. Luckily it was only boob pics and oral with money shots, I shudder to think of how much more this event would have scarred me if it had been the sort of porn which is freely available on the net these days.

As much as I love my old apartment more than my current one, I'm pretty glad I'm not there now - west facing windows and being on the top floor equals unbearable heat that takes days to cool down after the cool change. Whereas my current apartment is a cool and comfortable 29.6 degrees indoors.

It's great weather, Coz. Mild northerlies, not too dry or humid. And there's a wind change coming through soon so you can throw open the windows.

i wish there was a mild change coming. that or my parents weren't so against air conditioning.

Sounds like you Melb kids need to go to the servo and get a slushee / slurpee or two!

I'm black

I could go a raspberry Sunnyboy.

Currently 36.3 in Geelong, according to the Advertiser website. But it's okay: it only FEELS LIKE 34.3. Phew!

I've seen that on the Age site as well. How do they come up with a ''feels like'' figure, I wonder?

Surveys

pocket weather says it feels like 31.3 in melbourne though the actual temp is 37. i think it's got something to do with wind speed and humidity..

lol tiny

Oh, and in other ''stuff no-one gives a shit about'' news, I discovered that you can put a USB flash drive through the washing machine and not lose any data.

tinyman said 1 minute ago:

Surveys

Nice one :)

i just got belated christmas dinner. it was fucking awesome, even though i had to share my goddamn crackling with the randoms that turned up and who my parents subsequently invited to stay for dinner.

can you tell there's nothing to do here?

You could make more crackling :0)

no more pork. and i'm in a town that only has a post office and a pub. no butcher for miiiiiiiiles.

Woolf creek!!

haha, nah, not quite. greener, hillier. but scary as shit in some areas.

I no want work tomolo :'(

haha. Chloe Maxwell, eat shit.

http://parenting.kidspot.com.au/the-great-circumcision-debate-and-why-i-says-yes/?source=pexwidget#.UWYm3pNTC5I

Serene Intactosaurus Johnson April 4th, 2013
Did you remove his fingernails too? Its much cleaner as toddlers if they dont have fingernails to collect dirt and muck. And he’ll never get a hangnail either. He wont remember it if you have id done earlier but it hurts like hell as an adult, even with analgesia! And if he ever develops diabetes it can be really good if they have already had them removed in case they get neuropathy and can’t feel the problems – they get infected and their digits drop off. Especially since he is Autistic, he won’t be able to adequately grasp cleaning his nails properly.

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chloe April 5th, 2013
Thanks Serene. you sound like someone that is lacking much joy in your life. I hope for your sake and the people close to you, you find it in ways other than attacking people on blogs. That is all. Chloe

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Simon April 6th, 2013
I’m not sure how Serene’s comments were ‘attacking’ anybody. Aren’t these some of the same reasons you decided to circumcise? Her questions are valid.

chloe maxwell April 6th, 2013
Your right Simon. I should have removed my autistic sons fingernails at birth that makes perfect sense as his inability to clean them later in life could turn them infectious. I’m sorry but if you cannot see that as a hurtful comment I believe you probably need to get some joy in your life too. thanks for reading all the same guys and I hope you never get publicly criticised for making a decision you believed to be the right one at the time. Im not into cyber bullying or any bullying for that matter but keep up the good work you are doing for the community..Whatever that is???

the fingernail analogy is actually a pretty good one...

i know right? it's perfect. ''my cousin once had an infected fingernail''

fingernails can affect your sexual performance

Get some joy in your life!

I thoroughly enjoyed reading the rest of the comments on that article. ''Rock a sock''

i love red heads

just walking around a hospital with $50 worth of coins in a sandwich bag.

hit the pinnies sonian.

gunna turn these fundraising dollars into fun-raising dollahs

Office DJ is playing Skillrex

i got 3 bunches of nice roses today, for FREE.

my mrs just invented the term/concept ''blowtel''. like a motel but better.

Jerry's uncle Leo was in Kelly's Heroes.

MY HERO

^heh, only seen the first season but thought it was pretty good, second and third go ok?

yup, still gold through s2 and 3.

Now I only have 6 bands left in my live wishlist: Saint Etienne, Lawrence , Pete Doherty, No Joy, Le Volume Courbe and Still Corners.

I have plenty; Nirvana, The Doors, Brian Jones, Kriss Kross, The Divinyls and GG Allin

I have had the shittest day, but the comments in this article have cheered me up like nothing else:

''Dunno about you Adrian, but I also pee out of mine..... It's a pretty useful feature.''

''Not sure what is more pathetic; using childish names for penis or vulva or being shamed into thinking you need to buy a product to freshen up your froo froo...''

''Yeah and why isn't there a product for men ''cheese frebreeze''

''My wife would not be able to find her clitoris if her life depended on it.''

''Brad'' isn't getting laid tonight...or ever:

I think its impossible to link Penis and Vagina together. there is virtually no phobia about the penis, long revered in cultures. The vagina on the other hand carries a lot of shame amongst females. It is a very unclean and visually ugly organ.

I call my penis ''All Night Bishop White''. My partners vagina is called ''The Cathedral''.