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Only in Japan??
I'd take the plunge.
This is a three plop dish.
Reading at the table will give you piles.
Service is a wee bit slow
is Mr Hanky the head chef?
at least everybody faeces each other while eating
This establishment has gone down the shitter.
Needs more magazine racks.
Thankfully no evidence of any stools.
Ask for the special number one, urine for a treat
The idea stinks.
Cool. I've made a note in my diarrhea to visit this place when I'm in Japan next.
Well, piss off then ya shit.
Wiping down the tables etc etc. I'm going to stop now.
No need to do a number on me here, BigBoy. Even the most fecal critics agree that this restaurant is worth visiting. Unfortunately it is usually occupied most night of the week, and you've got to be pretty flush to afford to eat there.
Doesn't go down as well when you try to show off FrankieTearplop.
blah blah shiitake blah blah
Even Matt West Preston's been known to ride the porcelain bus over from his his side of town to have a bowl or two of diced carrots there.
Topical, current AND funny
You won't just go back for seconds - you'll go back for turds!
I'm glad this thread's made such a big splash.
Full flush Frankie.
Although I heard that the restaurant was closed last week because workers from the phone company had to lay some cable in the dining room.
If they bring you a fabric napkin and you decide to reward their good work it's known as tipping cotton.
i wonder who runs it
The staff are a bit vacant, it took ages for them to take our order. Still, i have good memories- ms goalattack and i were enganged there. I had held it in for so many years, and finally took the plunge. So now we're linked forever, all she has to do is pull the chain and i'm there for her
You should have seen the ring
C'mon guys, don't poo-poo the idea until you've tried it.
This thread gives me the shits.
tries to work the word degustation into a funny and fails
i wonder who runs it
without trying to make a joke, I really want to know what the in-house facilities are like.
This thread is crap. Nah I have nothing. Good night.
but we are on a roll!
it even has child care facilities so you dont have to drop the kids off at the pool before you go
i'd like to see a review by the log lady of twin peaks. i bet she'd spew forth with flushing gush. (crossing thread topics!)
chefs special 'turtle head' with 'chocolate log' for dessert
Great food, great service....
I highly recommend the Peking Toilet Duck.
Only in Japan??
Flush that idea, It's in Taipei! Wanted to go there but they were booked out or we decided to lurk under a train bridge and drink beer instead or something. It's called 'Modern Toilet'.
I wonder if their food is any good, or just bog-standard?
The rice is grogan organic farm in the hills
there's a similar restaurant that opened down the street, trying to cash in on the craze, but this place shits all over it
i hear this place is tricky to find. Look out for the brown dog at the gate.
Toilet time is a Taiwanese restaurant, but people tend to think it's a Japanese one because it was initially reported on a English language Japanese website.
Read the original story here.
Only a party pooper would start posting facts on this thread.
'' It's called 'Modern Toilet'.''
I think 'The John' would have worked a lot better.
Heard they've been forced to close due a criminal/discrimination case of 'strangling darkies.'
At night it's a cognac bar coz I sat on a cigar
they also do an excellent pinched loaf
So this is not in Japan then?
It would appoo not
Things have hit the skids here.
dunny about you but this thread is starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel
on a scale from 1 to 10, I give it a number 2.....
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