juicenewton* said about 11 months ago or at 5:36PM on Wednesday, June 27 2012 in competitions
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do you wish to print a receipt?
DO YOU HAVE A FLYBYS CARD?
I believe we should get the minimum award wage ÷ time taken scanning/ bagging reimbursed from total price. Also, is it theft if you're just an idiot and you think an exotic expensive fruit is just a carrot?
I say not. My shopping receipt only lists carrots.
CARROT
CARROT
CARROTS
What is an everyday reward? I'd prefer a special reward.
CARROTS
Those cherries make me wonder, how long til you'll be able to put $20 bucks through at the checkout?
WHAT CHERRIES? THEY'RE CARROTS.
Self serve checkouts must be a boon to nervous teenage boys buying their first packet of frangas.
Cherry flavored carrots?
please take your items
CARROTS
These things are much more pleasant to use when you mute the volume. Just press the volume icon a few times.
If possible, do the machines either side of you as well.
Darwin man buys CARROTS
when this happens, they don't even look to see if you're stealing. they just zap their override card and yr off again. calling cherries carrots.
I so thought this thread was going to be about testicular cancer.......
I thought it was going to be about a couple.
''Excuse me sir, this one's free. EXCUSE ME SIR.''
SIR! YOU CAN'T DO THAT WITH YOUR CARROT!
word on the street is there's a cheese of the world section near the mushroom bags ;)
I have heard that some checkouts announce each item as you scan so everyone knows your cherries are actually carrots, but I'm yet to hear it myself.
not true!
i only brave enough to scan button mushrooms as portobellos or swiss
Carrots are actually mushrooms too so you should be okay. Not many people know this.
i got 30 dollars worth of exotic cheese for 6 dollars the other day, cheaper than a block of coon, mate
So what's that? About half a kilo of cheese?
I might try that cheese thing.
I once got away with running a fancy pie form the fancy Johnston St Coles through as a normal meat pie.
Probably saved about 50 cents, but it was all about the thrill.