toadphoney said about 10 months ago or at 10:17AM on Wednesday, July 25 2012 in chat
In some farming communities. You can trade big bags of grain for single chickens and their ilk. If you're really clever, you can use a couple of chickens to make a heap of them. Try it. The federal reserve doesn't even mind. Eventually you can trade a heap of chicken for something like a cow. I am making a youtube documentary on it.
Where do sheep fit?
toadphoney!! you haven't mentioned the name of your hott band?!
Your band is called Teenage Heifers?
This is further information for those who have moved past chicken and their ilk breeding into the cow side of this scheme.
you forgot to
''Brand Cows''
You can't sell the cow if it has your brand on it fool. You don't import panel vans and put airbrushed wizards on them from new do you? You have to let the punters make their mark.
Although a cow with sandman artwork on it would fetch a higher price in queensland.
That is a pretty awesome cow. You could get so many gunnies with that thing.
One doesn't ''calve cows'', cows calve. Unless you're a disgusting cattle fiddler.
And cattle must be ear tagged & registered before sale, and are usually branded.
The cows can calve without your help.
Thank you very much Toadphoney
Ha. I just rang the federal reserve and they said they have no idea as to what you're on about. Check your facts.
Over 10 years ago I had some clients, kids about 15, who would do trades like - 3 frozen embryos for a pregnancy tested in calf cow with a cash adjustment.
Very tricky to work out for tax purposes. Quite a bit spent on liquid nitrogen along the way too.
the Fed Reserve (I know them so well I say 'Fed' not Federal) knows exactly what you're doing Toadphoney with your cows and you should pull your finger out and do some proper hard farmwork like the rest of us peasants. Or have you been so busy fiddling and talking with the FedReserve that you've forgotten just how much farmwork is satisfying and enjoyable? Tagging cattle in the crush etc. involves pleasant interactions, dexterity and a deft quick touch, and at the end of the day the reward of knowing you've been productive, have contributed to building something that is needed by others etc. and that will enhance your reputation in your neighborhood, consequently raising your self-esteem.
There's no goose that lays any golden egg.
Bullshit, you cow!
What about legumes. Where do they fit into all of this?
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