I haven't had a proper HC for an age, but last night at the Curry (still can't get used to calling it the Gem) everyone on our table was eight types of crazy about the wild Russian princess-looking gypsy girl working behind the bar.
When we ordered a second round of tequila shots she said 'dang' and my ex just about fell over with desire.
Feel free to post your HC's below.
p.s. I used to be nutty about the cowboy from the Napier but apparently he is very homo and I am wasting my time thank you for listening.
Is that what your legacy has evolved to?
English accented waiter at Pizza Meine Liebe. Hands down. GAH
I met a cop on Saturday night that I was nine types of crazy about.
Oh GOD she was hott!
there is a lovely boy who works at mocean on campbell pde in bondi. i just about ordered him on saturday night. mind you two excellent gin martini's will do that to a gal.
there is (or was, haven't been for a while) a blonde gal at Wesley Anne who does strange and wonderful things to me everytime she returns my change with a smile. i was smit at first sight, but there's nothing more dire for a hospo than being hit on by a punter, surely? or maybe i just lack the panache to do it with any kind of style...
am quite partial to bottle-shop drive through attendants
:)
Mandy from Penang Coffee House always makes me want to sweep her off her feet into a Maserati and drive the highways of Malibu, pleasuring her with alarming regularity.
there needs to be a fundamental rejection of this meat market disposable relationship approach to our existence before we can progress
This sounds like a good idea for an episode of a TV show
I couldn't help but make eyes at the guy working behind the bar at the courty last night...
The dark-haired girl at A1 Bakery also makes my gooch tingle.
COPS ARE CLEARLY NOT HC'S, PGOJ.
It must be someone who works somewhere in the food or beverage industry forcing you to sit in their establishment for hours drinking endless cups of tea just so you can drink in their loveliness.
There is a busty lass with THE BEST red lippy serving at the GB in Richmond occasionally. I go go a bit awoo when I see her.
who said it was disposable, rts? great and lasting things have started from less than a brush with 'the staff' on a night out.
unless it's a particularly hospitable cop?
Oh, AND FINALLY, the blonde girl working at Andrew's in Albert Park - she handles meat impressively and provokes lustful thoughts.
Let me get a pen...this is some great info.
Should tour these joints.
DANG indeed.
When Mark 'Big Boy' Wilson worked at the Pinnacle he was my HC. So tall! Such tight trousers and capable arms!
The girl on the door at Revolver on Friday night had me at hello.
Small and cute and with an accent. Mmmm.
DING DONG gals...yeah baby!
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i crossed the invisible line and got drunk with my hospitality crush and her friends.
My HC has been superseded by an elfen beauty who mans the taps at Yah Yah's. I want to build a treehouse for her and we can wear green tights and leather tunics and frolic in the woods and I'll forage for mushrooms.
Cute girl at the Standard.
Lucky enough to see her two days in a row.
Isn't she smashing? You're talking about the one with the dark hair? I had a total hospo crush on her.
Wow I'm a total hopso crush slutbag.
Nah, shorter one with lighter hair.
I think?
I was quite tipsy on Sunday night with post-Roobaix pints of Vale IPA.
Halfie at Rita's in Abbottsford. ERMAHGERD. LERVE.
/subtle unintentional racism
Half what? I thought Halfie was her Ethnic Name.
But yeah, nice expression. She would probably be thrilled. Ermahgerd.
She would probably vomit or kick me in the nuts. I have prevailed over both reactions before.
Disclaimer :Mrs Nicko is a halfie, so's my drummer. Refer to themselves as such.
It's like the niggah thing - they're allowed to, if you're not one you're not. Or something.
I like the look of the Saturday night Dj upstairs at Beresford, he's kind of cute...not really for me, but I'm guessing he's popular with the ladies.
I have a small girl crush on a girl who works at the cafe near my house, looks kind of Hispanicish, with short curly hair, great style and a lovely smile. Her name is Maddy.
If you're not, you allowed to spell it as long as you stick an 'h' on the end. I have to say, as a nigga (derived from 'nigger') myself, you're not missing out on much by being refused access to casual use of a derogatory term for us blackies.
Anyway, I'm sure your wife and/or girlfriend is similarly thrilled by the term halfie. What is she half of? I bet it would feel nice to be a whole, or an A Hole.
Hey everyone! What-ethnicity-do-you-surmise-your-crush-may-be Monday is almost over, so get in quick.
Well, I for one, am more a proponent of the Louie CK school that anyone can use any term but, you know, public forum/decency/barest modicum of respect and all that.
Couldn't really give a fuck what language games you play on your own time.
Ps. I'm a quarter Indonesian myself. Rice up whatever epithets you like, I couldn't give a shit.
It's down to the preferences of the individual in question. The halfies I call halfies also call themselves halfies - and most of them have read plenty of Said. It's nothing to do with sensitivity and everything to do with habit/patterned behaviour.
Would I chance it in a social situation with someone new? Of course not.
I didn't realise it was offensive to say I think she may be of Hispanic descent. She's a total babe and I don't really care what her ethnicity may or may not be.
kelele, I think that was directed at nicko, not you :)
MOSTLY I WAS JUST BEING FACECIAN
I have a lingering throb for a local server.
Is it an AS/400 ?