Lucille Bluth

I just pray it's one of those things where he's unconscious through the whole trial and when he wakes up he gets a big toy!

Get a job!

I hate you.

You're my third least favorite child.

Oh really? Did ''nothing'' cancel?

I want to cry so badly, but I can't spare the moisture.

I'm not going to leave him home alone with all this J-U-I-C-E around.

I sent her on a wonderful cruise. You just missed a wonderful call from her. She just came back from a wonderful costume party that the captain threw. She gained ten pounds, there's so much food on that boat. She's up to 74. She tried pesto for the first time. Imagine that, 92 years old and she never tried pesto. It was wonderful. Just wonderful.

I'll be in the hospital bar.