JRB

I remember when reviews of albums that came out three months ago were the only way to stay in touch with music outside of what was played on the radio in my little town. Those were the days!

Two paragraphs are the same.

Handy to know. I'm not sure they'll let me into the Palace though - I'm not missing any body parts.

We are starting to get this, but I haven't yet thought of a suitably snappy answer yet.

''It's OK, he's happy enough sitting there talking to Mr Howdy''.

''my child is reading Proust, and s/he's only 3''

According to their mothers 80% of children are in the top 2%.

I love the ones who take normal development milestones as signs of genius.

''My child is so clever! Crawling at 10 months! So much sooner than the other kids''.

Yay! I'm pretty sure I'll be right though. M+N uses some funky code that most filters don't recognise.

OH? The job?

Easier work, better hours, more money. Only problem is that there's no decent watering holes nearby. Fucking Docklands.

Those parents groups are probably full of crazy Mums who don't believe in vaccination. Get your get out of there before he contracts smallpox!

Nah, I'm sorted. Just hope M+N skips past the internet filter at the new place.

FARK!