chickenchops

Worse. I've left the public service for the enlightened individuals higher education.

Dear disgusting, sweaty, clumsily flirtatious, Red Bull at 9am, overweight IT worker,

Loved your dialogue in the Equality and Diversity training about 'female rights'.

Best, Ms Chops

Dear woman sitting next to me in compulsory Equality and Diversity training,

Tittering about in your heels, body-con dress and full face of slap makes me silently LOL to death when I hear you are an EA and that you 'don't have time for this equality shit.'

Best, Ms Chops

Dear co-worker,

I just saw you drink the crumbs from that family bag of salt and vinegar crisps.

Also I suspect you're a dreadful manager.

Best, Ms Chops.

Fucking love this show. ''Handsome like a youth minister.''

Keen as. JSBX x 6fthick.

YAY LET'S ALL QUIT OUR JOBS!!!!!

I look forward to spending the next month on M&N and other Internet diversions and calculating how I will best make use of the salary packaging options at my new employer.

Quit my job yesterday. So relieved I might actually spew. SEE YA.

Just like that.