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''yeah so I'm in the lift and this guy gets on and he looks camp right and he's like ''going down?'' and I'm thinking to myself, I hope he means the lift. So I ask him whether he likes my scarf and he said it was nice so I'm thinking...maybe I won't wear it?''

BEST. GIF. EVER.

YESSS. high five

I find it quite weird when people give their dog a haircut in winter...and then make it wear a little coat.

GUH. I just cannot read it today ''the nightmare that haunts every woman''? Please.

Nu-Bill could be interesting...

Surely you mean ''Billith''.

Did the Age run a late to the party article about this hip new trend?

My spine hurts.