Mittens_the_cat

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What did ''colin of sydney'' say?

Richard: Wealthy egotist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

<3 TEH INTERNETZ

RU86 day would prevent a lot more depression.

Just after a bit of advice - Just moved out of a private rental in NSW, no condition report, assume the bond was not lodged. Ex-Landlord is not responding to any communication about bond etc. Can I take the landlord to the tribunal? This has to go in my favour, right?

Part 2: Landlord was a mate and lent her $300 as a personal loan. Now refusing to pay back, claiming it was to cover a cash shortfall due to a room vacancy (not my problem, honey). I have records of the transfer etc, and we'd both agree I have never received any cash back. Can this be resolved via the same tribunal, or would I have to hit up small claims for this one?

Cheers, knowledge pool.

Better listen to solwat, iamthewalrus. He uses two computers at the same time.

So when you cry the sooky tears of a Smiths-lover you can wipe your wet snotty face on the upholstery and blow a big bushie onto the dash. Great vehicle.

Like driving a box of tissues.

As someone who drives a box of tissues, I'm offended.

Unless you were specifically talking about those scented/aloe vera tissue driving wankers, then I agree.

Haha, I thought that when I posted it!

This one's a bit legendary amongst my friends. A friend of a friend was at the big day out. Pills and booze was imbibed in large quantity. Anyway, dude's not feeling too good. He decides he needs tofind a port a loo ASAP. Does the walk/run to the thunderbox, trying not to vom. Pushes in door after door, all locked. About to chuck. Finally presses on a door which swings open and lets fly with a massive projectile vom. Unfortunately there was a guy in the dunny taking a shit, now covered in vomit. The vomiter figures the shitter is pretty pissed off with him, so pre-emptively punches him square in the face and legs it out of there as fast as he can. Just wow.