Myspace Tom

I need all the friends I can get these days.

additional to post earlier, anywhere but bris code: A59799185

im going to go back to crying myself to sleep and setting fire to posters of mark zuckerberg

I'll be your friend.

A place for old friends!

Leave me out of this!

What you do, is fall in love with them...fly over...meet them...don't be a freak...have a whirlwind romance....get married....get yourself on the news stations....we'll make it a secret show....and ill get more famous.

Thanks for the ad(vertisement)!

pro: its ace! think of all the friends you can meet.

con: theres none, its ace! think of all the friends you can meet.

Dear Meta Emo,

Thankyou for your letter, but tree loving hippies don't have a disposable income, and are actually more aware of marketing techniques, unlike emo kids, who just like to think they are.

So to answer you question, no.

It was also get in the way of me counting my money.

Regards,

Myspace Tom

:(

But thats in the past, ladies, why not add me as a friend, and ill let you find out about my next 'secret show'.

Rupert gave me a wristie to seal the deal when i sold to news corp.