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What do two skruins from Bang!Bang!Aids! do when they are violently torn apart by international flights?
They write emails to each other. Kind of. Summer Dick sing emails to each other.
In what is sure to be called a ‘classic, ground breaking album’ by whatever intern at whatever label is sure to pick this up, this is an album that will no doubt get five star reviews – because we know you need dicks on the internet to tell you if something Is good or not.

BANDCAMP

Already got a great review from Tenzenmen. 'stop littering the internet with every piece of rubbish you record!'

The missus has to come back to Australia for immigration purposes, get a stamp in the passport type of deal. So I'm going to do a solo show whilst in town.

Here's the janky press release.

One of them is a terrible person with terrible songs.
One of them is a terrible person with good songs.
One of them is a good person with good songs.

Come see for yourself which is which on Friday, July 5th at Long Play (318 St. George’s Rd, North Fitzroy) when Wil Wagner (The Smith Street Band) Xiao Zhong (Pairs) and Marcus Hobbs (East Brunswick All Girls Choir) each do a solo set. Entry by donation. Doors at 9pm.

Facebook event

Best guys around!

To clarify, I work at a school in Shanghai. It's all about job creation so there is a lady who just does photocopying and when she is not photocopying, she reads the bible and looks at clothes online, or naps.
The school provides yoghurt for the kids, but some kids don't eat it so they leave it.
The cleaner and photocopy lady had a daily rotation for who got all the yoghurt.
We're talking around 30 tubs of yoghurt. Rather than split it all at the end of the day, that is.

Yesterday one thought it was their turn to steal all the yoghurt but the other one thought it was their turn. No one has been able to answer what they do with all this yoghurt.

Last night the photocopy lady and the cleaner got in a fight over some stolen yoghurt. Now we aren't allowed to leave yoghurt on our desk.

Faster Louder already did.

Me at the Tate:
“Bendigo’s art gallery is better.”

Overheard at Heathrow waiting to go through customs.
Chinese tourist: “Excuse me, I have a problem, I can’t remember the address of the hotel where I am staying.”
Police officer: “That’s no problem, as long as you have the hotels phone number. Does anyone else have a problem?”
African guy way back in line: “Yeah, I’ve got a fucking problem WITH YOU!”

African guy was quickly taken by police in to a small room.

Overheard at the Great Wall.
American lady to Chinese family: “This is such a great wall. You guys must feel so proud, I mean, this is in your home, in your country. I don’t think America has anything like this.”

American guy to other American guy: “The hardest thing about this Great Wall is that there is no end. You can’t just say ‘I’ll meet you at the end’ because, you just can’t.”

A mixtape featuring 20 Chinese bands that you may not have heard of.