Bon Scott

Pretty sure Robs Missus was not at the red wedding, she stays home at river run or is shipped off to a small castle on the coast

Shove a eel up your butt

Wish I was seeing them at the brisbane hotel.

''Smoke em if your got em''

Farewell Transmission......sad sad news

Sad stuff Has the pleasure of seeing him play in a tiny room in Hobart years ago. Great voice and amazing song writer.

Why do kiwi men like rubbing one out before they go to sleep?

Cause counting sheep makes them horny!

Get well soon may not work for the birthdday card orgainsed by the sycophant assistant

The obligatory ''sign the boss over sized card'' has swung into my office and I can thing of anything to write.

What do you usually write on these things?

What is the worst thing you can write?

Some one told me thety are called MAMIL(s)

Middle aged men in Lycra

Korean Macarena

P.S. To borrow a line from HST, that what it owuld be like if the Germans won the war!