selected works

go on..

Writing or saying... This is the format, a'ight? Mobile: 0000 - 000 - 000 Interstate: 00 - 0000 - 0000

You get it, right, that a mobile number is the same as interstate?

04 1122 3344

Easy huh?

I have a mac mini for that gabbo - better than app tv.

who actually writes these wikipedia pages?

You do.

SA - The Defence State

WA - State of Excitement

don't some of the act ones have ''nation's capital'' and ''heart of the nation'' on them?

that's from the sunshine state too.

needs more A550RGY

that mountain looks like the cookie monster.

Have you got anything else lined up, KQ?

I also have to suggest just the four weeks notice. Else by week 5 you'll be going crazy. I'd be surprised if they take the 8 weeks notice, although I have no idea what you do.

with trousers on fire

and signs of desire

they cannot disguise...