Innocent Bystander

anything?

good news

anything other than Rowland S Howard Lane would fall short in it's tribute.

I wouldn't worry about Knifeyard. If it were Dave Dobbyn Lane, then lookout!

true or false: Riff Random was better than Teenage Mothers

true or false: Malcolm Turnbull is more 'left wing' than Julia Gillard

true or false: Aldi's all new Sailor's Mate is better than the original Fisherman's Friends

true or false: Hairs on your balls are more grey than the rest of your pubes?

true or false: Hairs on your balls are less curly than the rest of your pubes?

I second that. M+N please ban/delete all these threads

Dear Teenage Mothers

For some reason I was under the impression that you were seasoned musicians who've played in many venues. This is why i didn't think to add to the worksheet for the above-mentioned gig that you were not permitted to and out and invite members of the audience to use live fireworks in the venue. How silly of me. My bad. Sorry.

Perhaps if I'd known that your band contains members with special needs, then I would have hired support staff (like those employed in Special Development Schools) to help remind you of what is considered good practice and what is a bit too douchey.

Next time you come and play in Sydney please let me know, and I'll make it up to you by including your show in Events Calender

Yours etc
IB