Well Morris, tonight could be your lucky night!

The WISEFLYS will be doing a classic array of tunes such as ''shit on my dick'' and ''A is for apple''
Waltz on down to the birmingham tonight and dont forget to bring money, condoms and a positive attitude! Smiles will be provided.

www.theoldbar.com.au

Anything decent?

Let me rephrase... anything you think I might enjoy?

Collapsed Toilet Vietnam and Scul Hazzards supporting Useless Children at Bar Open, Frankie! It's free too

· Useless Children (EP Launch), Agents of Abhorrence, Scul Hazzards, Collapsed Toilet Vietnam - bar open

snap

Nunchukka and Fangs Of @ Public bar.

Bar Open wins so far.

[actually that should say Internal Rot, not Agents of Abhorrence. Max K being the common factor]

i'm aiming to get to splatterheads at ze tote.

Dave Graney + Clare Moore, Dave Larkin + Pete Satchell, Matt Walker + Brod Smith, Ash Naylor
The Espy Girshwin Room. free entry. Not going to get a better local line-up methinks.

Pfffk.

tomorrow is the first public holiday since June, it's 9 weeks till christmas = THE START OF THE SILLY SEASON!!!!!!!!!

what's on tonight? dave graney and conway savage at the scrote?

wayfaring strangers at yah yahs, clare bowditch at the forum.

airbourne at the hifi, cruel sea at the espy

Ben Medicator, HUF, Andrew Rc at the Old Bar. Free.

tomorrow is the day of the dead celebration?????????

I got nothin

It's pretty dead all round.

sixfthick at the tote as well.

Emerging sooks

Mr Gregory Page
Gregory Page (USA) weaves a magical dream-world with his extraordinary tales of love and optimistic melancholy – teetering between tradition and progress, history and fantasy. His mother was a swingin' London jazz singer, and Gregory spent his youth listening to 78s, dreaming of becoming a black American blues singer like his hero Billie Holiday. Hailing from San Diego, Page has shared stages with Bob Dy...lan, Jason Mraz, John C. Reilly and Leon Russell, filled 1,000 seat venues in The Netherlands, recorded 20 albums, and charmed audiences across Australia. Melodies reminiscent of Cole Porter, Hoagy Carmichael and Al Bowlly, Mr Page's vintage vocals will conjure memories you are yet to have.

The Public Bar Show
Thursday 31st January
Gregory Page
Sean Simmons (The Spoils)
Matt Bailey
8:30pm $10

The Old Bar.
Gregory Page (USA), Mikelangelo, The TEN in ONE, Leon Thomas, DJ Whiskey Cream.

The UV Race and Deaf Wish at Ding Dong

Any excellent, cheap gigs in Melbourne tomorrow night?

Pomme fritz and tyrannamen at the gaso $5 8pm

Running Gun Sound (Brisbane), Bad Aches, Pink Tiles Upstairs at The Gaso - $5

Everyone should go see Stickmen at the Tote. They were excellent at ATP

This

Bodies and Falconio at The B.east. Free entry.

Beware! Black Holes - tonight at The Post Office Hotel, Coburg. Two sets worth of instrumental surf/garage/r'n'b malarkey. 9PM.

Any d'n'b/glitch/good dubstep on anywhere in Melbs tonight? Reckon I might want to dance the night away after the Roses.

Fear Like Us, Horse Macgyver, Rule Of Thirds, Camperdown & Out, The Drones, God Bows To Math.

Damn.

Free gig.

The Clits + Chook Race + Ross De Chene Hurricanes. The Tote.

i'm gonna be working in melbs for like a month from next week - anything good on next weekend?

Tote tonight is going to be good.

12.20 BURIED FEATHER
11.20 PONY FACE
10.20 FLYYING COLOURS
9.20 ATOLLS

that new flyying colours single is rooly good