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The Bailout Bubble

MissAustralia2003  said about 4 years ago:

DON'T PANIC, STAY CALM, NOONE PANIC, STOP PANICKING. i think i broke my foot


Hellzapoppin  said about 4 years ago:

Sounds like 4 Corners last week... I lasted about 6 mins into it.


anonymous  said about 4 years ago:

the 4 corners was interesting, but the method of delivery left a lot to be desired.


__v  said about 4 years ago:

i for one look forward to welcoming our new agrarian fascist overlords


happycow  said about 4 years ago:

China is just bidding their time...


__v  said about 4 years ago:

after society collapses all the survivalists will emerge from the hills of NZ and claim their rightful prize - IMMORTALITY. or POWER. or HOMEOSTATIC EQUILIBRIUM.


happycow  said about 4 years ago:

or SHEEP.


angelicIV  said about 4 years ago:

yeh whatever about all this but how much will th new baby bonus be?


k2  said about 4 years ago:

I think we all know who is going to come out on top


__v  said about 4 years ago:

all new babies will belong to the militia


angelicIV  said about 4 years ago:

how much do the militia pay in baby bonus?


__v  said about 4 years ago:

the only currency they understand is a boot stamping on the human face forever

also coupons


angelicIV  said about 4 years ago:

ahh cool. thanks coupons yay! like money but with different pictures!


__v  said about 4 years ago:

definitely, the two-for-one deal on gruel will make a big difference to WORKING FAMILIES


angelicIV  said about 4 years ago:

as long as I can trade my 2 for 1 gruel coupon for a single pack of ammo coupon. who gives a shit YAY!


__v  said about 4 years ago:

our future is nasty, brutish and short

i am fully prepared for this because i read 2000AD as a kid. zarjaz!


angelicIV  said about 4 years ago:

hahaHAHA Judge dredd will fix the future. and laser weapons.


__v  said about 4 years ago:

yes, he will fix it good. mega-city sydney and mega-city melbourne will have some pretty awesome medium-range nuclear wars.


angelicIV  said about 4 years ago:

can't wait till they finish the dome over mega city east coast. unfortunatly the dome stops at the nsw/qld border. and unfortunately due to costs there will be no west coast dome.


__v  said about 4 years ago:

yeah, it's gonna get pretty toasty in the WA cursed earth zone - SPF4000+

on the plus side they will have the best genetic mutations


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sting-bono  said about 3 years ago:

Greece is pretty much gone - they're below sub prime level, now they're worse than junk bond status and they'll take down most of their financial backers (germany, uk, us). If they get backing once again it's demented. Bad times. Doubt that the eu as it stands is going to survive much longer. One of the few times to be glad that Australia is 'so far from the rest of the world'.



__v  said about 3 years ago:

geez aren't you dudes worried about your share portfoloios?


anonymous  said about 3 years ago:

the sky is falling, the sky is falling!


theneworphan  said about 3 years ago:

At the time this survival guide was written, there is no information on how to maintain your existence if alien invaders showed up to visit. With that said, 2012 Online recommends hiding.


losgauchos  said about 3 years ago:

China will save us. If not, we are doomed because of all the private debt households have. Will the housing market crash now?


toadphoney  said about 3 years ago:

I'm pretty sure this is what losgauchos looks like.


losgauchos  said about 3 years ago:

We're all gonna die...eventually!!!!


toadphoney  said about 3 years ago:

Ha. Thats what the government wants you to think. The sosser people control our leaders and the hospital system. People don't die in hospital - they have their life forces drained and then their aura spirits stolen. They put the auras in jars and use them to power the marmon machine which powers their galactic war effort against the Qar. If you die in the forrest, sure, you'll leave your empty vessel (body) to decompose, but your aura spirit can float away and be at one with the godess Ruth.


toadphoney  said about 3 years ago:

So if you die free in nature you will live for ever with ruth. She has awesome boobs.


tawedog  said about 3 years ago:

awesome boobs.


__v  said about 3 years ago:

you won't be able to afford boobs when the austerity privations kick in

maybe a kindly neighbour will let you look at a drawing of boobs that they keep in a box under the bed

you will have to look at it by candlelight


toadphoney  said about 3 years ago:

I will make a living drawing awesome boobs. I have been practicing at work all week.


dnzr  said about 3 years ago:

I'm pretty sure this is what losgauchos looks like.

nah, that's what most dudes at Golden Plains looked like.


toadphoney  said about 3 years ago:

Damn bums are storming New York! Its all going pear shaped!!!


toadphoney  said about 3 years ago:

$12 ONO


untold/animals  said about 3 years ago:

Time to liquidate these assets.


losgauchos  said about 3 years ago:

China headed for a hard landing? Tick tick tick...


toadphoney  said about 2 years ago:

Is it safe to come out yet?


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