DON'T PANIC, STAY CALM, NOONE PANIC, STOP PANICKING. i think i broke my foot

Sounds like 4 Corners last week... I lasted about 6 mins into it.

the 4 corners was interesting, but the method of delivery left a lot to be desired.

i for one look forward to welcoming our new agrarian fascist overlords

China is just bidding their time...

after society collapses all the survivalists will emerge from the hills of NZ and claim their rightful prize - IMMORTALITY. or POWER. or HOMEOSTATIC EQUILIBRIUM.

or SHEEP.

yeh whatever about all this but how much will th new baby bonus be?

I think we all know who is going to come out on top

all new babies will belong to the militia

how much do the militia pay in baby bonus?

the only currency they understand is a boot stamping on the human face forever

also coupons

ahh cool. thanks coupons yay! like money but with different pictures!

definitely, the two-for-one deal on gruel will make a big difference to WORKING FAMILIES

as long as I can trade my 2 for 1 gruel coupon for a single pack of ammo coupon. who gives a shit YAY!

our future is nasty, brutish and short

i am fully prepared for this because i read 2000AD as a kid. zarjaz!

hahaHAHA Judge dredd will fix the future. and laser weapons.

yes, he will fix it good. mega-city sydney and mega-city melbourne will have some pretty awesome medium-range nuclear wars.

can't wait till they finish the dome over mega city east coast. unfortunatly the dome stops at the nsw/qld border. and unfortunately due to costs there will be no west coast dome.

yeah, it's gonna get pretty toasty in the WA cursed earth zone - SPF4000+

on the plus side they will have the best genetic mutations

Greece is pretty much gone - they're below sub prime level, now they're worse than junk bond status and they'll take down most of their financial backers (germany, uk, us). If they get backing once again it's demented. Bad times. Doubt that the eu as it stands is going to survive much longer. One of the few times to be glad that Australia is 'so far from the rest of the world'.

http://www.thesurvivalistonline.com/2012-survival-guide/

geez aren't you dudes worried about your share portfoloios?

the sky is falling, the sky is falling!

At the time this survival guide was written, there is no information on how to maintain your existence if alien invaders showed up to visit. With that said, 2012 Online recommends hiding.

China will save us. If not, we are doomed because of all the private debt households have. Will the housing market crash now?

I'm pretty sure this is what losgauchos looks like.

We're all gonna die...eventually!!!!

Ha. Thats what the government wants you to think. The sosser people control our leaders and the hospital system. People don't die in hospital - they have their life forces drained and then their aura spirits stolen. They put the auras in jars and use them to power the marmon machine which powers their galactic war effort against the Qar. If you die in the forrest, sure, you'll leave your empty vessel (body) to decompose, but your aura spirit can float away and be at one with the godess Ruth.

So if you die free in nature you will live for ever with ruth. She has awesome boobs.

awesome boobs.

you won't be able to afford boobs when the austerity privations kick in

maybe a kindly neighbour will let you look at a drawing of boobs that they keep in a box under the bed

you will have to look at it by candlelight

I will make a living drawing awesome boobs. I have been practicing at work all week.

I'm pretty sure this is what losgauchos looks like.

nah, that's what most dudes at Golden Plains looked like.

Damn bums are storming New York! Its all going pear shaped!!!

$12 ONO

Time to liquidate these assets.

China headed for a hard landing? Tick tick tick...

Is it safe to come out yet?