anybody else had enough of this? I get the same obnoxious ones every day...talking about 'their piercings and their new tatts and blah blah blah and how so and so is gonna get fucked up...and how they don't give a fuck that everybody is looking at them'...and...it is all soooo interesting!
lately I've had to move carriages so I don't accidently smash one of them over the head with my steel drink bottle...anybody else?

This is the number one reason why you should be rich and have a sportscar and ponytail. No reason for public transport.
And in actual fact it is your fault for not being successful. Don't blame the kids. Blame yourself.
Ha! You think teenagers are bad? Theyre teenagers.
I moved seats recently having to sit across from one of the most inane boring work conversations between two middle aged frumps.
It's so much worse when theyre middle aged. I was there first.
It's weird how some people are just so mind numbingly boring. Its almost funny.
That's why I ride to work...until a white van almost took me out on Elizabeth.
also get a car.
you have a steel drink bottle?
thats fucked up man.
Err, having a sportscar and a ponytail is reason in and of itself! Why justify it when just the fact of having a sportscar and a ponytail makes you 100% cooler then the sample size.
What's the deal with every schoolkid having one earphone in while talking to their mates? Either talk or listen, you little fucks!
+1
yeah steel...when it is half full or half empty it is quite heavy...I like how it feels!
You are all correct. I should drive to work and be more successful. A guy sitting next to me yesterday also lifted his arse cheek and farted...no shit! Lifted his arse and let it rip. I could feel it vibrate. I just looked at him and he looked at me like...what the fuck are you looking at.
haha.
I wonder if I'll ever get old enough to not find farts funny. I hope not.
Probably when I become incontinent.
I've been tempted to hit them with my wine flagon.
You can't be sure of this. Sometimes a sliver comes out without any real indication. Unless he was wearing no pants.
Even then it may sit too deep for you to be aware of it.
teenagers aren't the only dullards talking on their mobys.
Are you having a go carli?